So in trying to fill out my writing packet, here's something I wrote for SNL, for when Justin Timberlake hosts;

JUSTIN:
Hey America, it's me! Justin Timberlake! Yes, that's right, Justin Timberlake. No need to say it repeatedly, I know you love me. After all, I AM incredibly handsome, charming, wealthy, famous, humble, and most of all, Justin Timberlake! It's so good to be here on Saturday Night Live, because it's such a huge reminder that I'm a seasoned comedic veteran, obviously alongside those such as Steve Martin, or Martin Short. But, did any of them ever have a hit song such as "Bye Bye Bye"? That's right, I didn't think so. Remember the music video?

Justin dances for a full minute.

JUSTIN:

Yeah, it was pretty great. But why wouldn't it be? After all, I'm pretty great. But, let's get serious for a moment:

Justin dances again for three full minutes.

JUSTIN:
Hey, remember that time I did the "Omelette-ville" sketch? And the multiple times I did it again, over and over again? Those were all pretty funny, right?

Justin caresses his face and chest.

JUSTIN:
So, how many ladies in the audience want a piece of this right now?

WILL FORTE:
Gillllllllllllllllllllly...

Writing agents, I eagerly await your highly lucrative offers.